I take a bit of comfort in the endearment of knowing that so far as we know, no one is immune to the witless influence of desire and sexual gratification-no matter how powerful or important. And any lewd messages sent past their expired contexts must be regarded with either generous empathy and affection for your own lust, or else scrubbed from digital memory with the understanding that you are not the person you were one orgasm ago. That’s just the nature of the thing-they age like hot milk. Hot as they can be, sexts are inherently ephemeral, like the lingering light of a fiery shooting star reduced to space dust long before its journey is done. Sometimes you may just have to scorch it all. I do not need a script of my innermost thirst lying in wait for some hypothetical hacker or snooper to tee-hee at, at my expense. It’s stomach-churning enough just thinking about the dumb things I say to my local barista trying to make friendly conversation. But while “I may need to see the booty” is a little cringe, it's really only because all sexts are. And because of Levine’s transgressions, we are all now forced to know against our collective will how this man sexts. If you’re a famous man with a way-hot wife, disrespecting her seems to make you fair game for cyberbullying. This all feels like none of my business, but while the idea of publicly exposing such intimate materials is collectively frowned-upon, there seems to be an implicit exception for famous men with hot wives. (After Levine DMed Stroh for her blessing in naming his incoming baby after her.) (His baby with his hot model wife Behati Prinsloo.) In the wake of Maroon 5 frontman Adam Levine's sexts leaking, the Internet has had an absolute field day of meme-ing his truly silly-sounding exclamations about hot Instagram user Sumner Stroh, who exposed their sext-ual affair on TikTok. I don’t have to tell you about how sexting is fun and sexy. But sexting can also be a nice flint for the fire with a current partner, a little something to look forward to at the end of the day. #WOMEN IN QUICKSAND SINK FULL#As a writer and a warm-blooded woman, I’ve dabbled in the art of the sext here and there, and sending horny DMs to a crush can make you feel like a teenager all over again, clumsy and full of risky feelings. “Oh, this is so tiring.It is possible to think of sexting only as a pervy symptom of modern-day smartphone courtship, but for the verbose and the horny it is a common point of intimacy in our over-connected world. “I can’t get out of here” she slowly realizes. With her usual crew around her, none of this has happened. Xena Kai is already breathing harder and a bit exhausted. Nothing to hold her up or to help her get out. She might have moved forward a bit, but now she is in the mud waist high and again stuck. While struggling and fighting to move forward, she keeps sinking into the mud. Now I am stuck!” she cries out with her (not very brave – but too cute) little voice. Both her boots are now deep in the mud up to her knee. And with her next step she is right in the middle of it! Slowly sinking deeper. But of course this mud hole can’t be too deep. On her second step her leather boot already sinks down deeper. Well, then, she who already had challenged so many foreign things, may also conquer a little bit of mud. While she wonders around the woods, she encounters a big mud hole. This safari girl now has no idea where she even is going. She is alone now in the jungle with no equipment. She already journeyed many safaris in the jungle. Xena-Kai is a very adventurous Safari Girl.
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